Somewhere a musing

Talking, eating and taking a magical mystery tour through social media.
In communications at Pearson plc.
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buzzfeed:

Stoners should never be denied Taco Bell.

*impersonates Kelly Rowland* When munchies take overrrr, yea-ee-yeah…[pic]

braiker:

collegehumor:

These People Think Ariel Castro Was Fidel Castro [Click for more]

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

Good jorb, Internet

Aw jeeze. This is one of those ‘must be seen to be believed’ bits of idiocy, isn’t it?

Like.

(via soulpancake)

Damn straight. This babygrow speaks the truth.

It’s still chocolate bagel day, mais à la Parisienne #Friday

Mad love for the amazing souls who sent us this wonderful @HubbubTweets care package. #HubbubLove #nom

soulpancake:

Have you ever thought something was so cute you just wanted to squeeze it? Ever wonder why? This week on the Science of Happiness, we investigate a phenomenon known as “cute aggression.”

Don’t forget to check out the behind-the-scenes video!

Ever found something almost too adorable to bear? It’s called ‘cute aggression.’ Better believe it, sucka.

Finished my bespoke car seat cover. Due on Mon. #cuttingitfine

Lies I’ve Told My 3 Year Old Recently

Trees talk to each other at night.
All fish are named either Lorna or Jack.
Before your eyeballs fall out from watching too much TV, they get very loose.
Tiny bears live in drain pipes.
If you are very very quiet you can hear the clouds rub against the sky.
The moon and the sun had a fight a long time ago.
Everyone knows at least one secret language.
When nobody is looking, I can fly.
We are all held together by invisible threads.
Books get lonely too.
Sadness can be eaten.
I will always be there.
Raul Gutierrez, “Lives I’ve Told My 3 Year Old Recently” (via words-in-lines)

Beautiful, imaginative and very pinchable white lies to tell little kids via @sdfahey

filledwithchocolatepudding:

The way it goes, sometimes.

filledwithchocolatepudding:

The way it goes, sometimes.